whoa, wait, what? J-Squared? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.

Title: Four Times Jared Fucked Up Jensen's Delicate Constitution Life With Food ( Read more... )

Spoilers!

Re: SUPERNATURAL

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Saw Inglourious Basterds last night!!!!! (<-- sure sign of insanity ( Read more... )

To: Sam (egotists), Milo(vermontypython)
From: shortsweetsoul

Subject: THIS FIC IS ON YOU.

( No offense meant to nuns, the Catholic Church, marmalade-lovers, Christians, people who actually research the religions they write about… )

You guys. Thanks for not defriending me. The last couple of months have been hectic and crazy and bitchly. :D ( Read more... )

The following post will be in bulleted format, because holy hell, I've got a lot of NOTHING:

1- Thank you to thejazzter for sending me a little LJ nudge. I had no idea those things existed. :D THANK YOU ( Read more... )

I drove 100+ miles on Sunday. I don't drive that often, and I was fucking NERVOUS, so I was gripping the wheel so hard the whole time ( Read more... )

ASLDKFJD;SFSDADFSA

SO MY LIFE EXPLODED.

AND I WAS SEPARATED FROM MY BABY LAPTOP FOR A LONG TIME.

I HAD NO INTERNET.

;-;

I MISSED YOU ALL TERRIBLY.

Please rec me and tell me everything I missed. This is a fast-moving place. :)

I MISSED YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

WARNING TO THE WORLD:

DO NOT READ PORN WHILE CHOPPING ONIONS.

IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LAPTOP.

FIRST INSTANCE - I DROP HALF AN ONION ON MY KEYBOARD. LAPTOP FREAKS OUT.

SECOND INSTANCE - I SLICE MY FINGER. HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

ANYWAY.

REMEMBER

Here's the story:

I'm being annoying and mischievous.

...that was easier to explain than I thought it'd be. :D

The point is, my friend (who is obsessed with Those-Disney-Kids) hates it when I read the last few pages of her trashy teen romance books.

So I've created an

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